Signs That You’re HORRIBLE At Parking
- “Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special…or Republican.”
- “Inconsiderate driver…You drive a piece of sh*t Chevy that doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone two. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one parking spot or bought a Ford b/c Chevys suck. Thanks J”
- “By no fault of my own I bumped your car. I feel I am not responsible as your parking job was mediocre at best. Call me to work this out. The damage is minimal from what I can see but there is a scratch on my car I’m sure you will pay for. Tony – ***-***-****”
- “Yo driver, that is the worst park I have ever seen. You need help…from a concerned party.”
- “Nice parking a$$-bag”
- Nice car…but put it in a spot.”
- “Congratulations! Inadequate parking skills like yours qualify you to become the next 3rd Stooge! Taking up 2 spaces with 1 vehicle demonstrates you have the talent!”
- “Who taught you to park? Stevie Wonder?”
Ouch! Check out the sting on those notes! They may be a bit harsh, but we guess they’re a push in the right direction.
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